1. put their kids in time out 10

2. like #jackass 9

3. buy their kids their own car when they're not even legal to drive alone yet 8

4. look both ways before telling a black joke 7

5. have a “my child is an honor roll student” bumper sticker… 6

6. chase tornadoes 5

7. have kitchens that look like they're right out of ikea 4

8. kiss they dog in the mouth 3

9. throw a party for a dog 2

10. can talk back to they parents and live to tell it 1 A down vote will remove this item!